Can't Spear This

by MC Homer

Can't spear this (etc.)

(my my my) My spearcast hits you so hard

Makes me say, "Zeus, my lord,

Thank you for blessing me

With the skill to kill my enemies!"

It feels good to put the Trojans down

On the plains and in the rivers near their hometown

The Argives are glad I'm here

Cause I am the man (unh) you can't spear

(I told you, Hector) Can't spear this

(Yeah, that's how they dyin' and they know) Can't spear this

(Poked out their eyes, man) Can't spear this

(Yo, let me bust it for the Muses) Can't spear this

If my spear…should fail

I take out the sword with the pretty silver nails

And hack…swing it round

Know I'm fighting well cause they dropping to the ground

In piles…with blood

Cut a Trojan's throat and when he falls he goes thud

Like that…(unh)…like that

They keep regrouping and tryin to attack

But their deaths…are always near

Cause I am the man (unh) you can't spear

(Yo, I told you through the oral tradition) Can't spear this

(Why you challenging me, man?) Can't spear this

(Yo, shoot the gun, wartime, sucker) Can't spear this

Give me a chance…and I'll take it

Fighting for real while the Trojans want to fake it

Now…they know

You fighting MC Homer you know that all my blows

are gonna hurt…and sting

But still you know you cannot do a single thing

To defend…yourself

Best to step aside and pretend it's someone else

Who threw…that spear

Wherever you lived, you know you gonna die here

(can't spear this interlude, break it down)

Stop! Homer time!

Blood overflows…cause I said

If you ain't an Argive then you gonna be dead

We'll pillage…your entire [bleeping] town

And after it's done we all gonna get down

And then sail…the mighty ocean

If you really want protection don't rely on a Trojan

That's what…they tell us

Stabbin so hard I make Achilles jealous

Stab, stab, stab

yeeh…can't spear this

(can't spear this interlude, break it down)

Stop Homer time!

(instrumental interlude based on the juxtaposition of the superfreak sample with the pathetic-sounding men's voices–can't spear this interlude–break it down again)

Stop! Homer time!

Every time you see me

My fighting's just so hyped

With arrow, spear or sword

In the day or in the night

Now why would I ever

Stop doing this

With others making spearcasts

That just don't hit

I've pillaged round the world

From Athens to the Troad

It's me, always me, making citizens flee

And the rest can hit the road

Can't spear this

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