| Wearer, text characteristics |
Text |
Subtext |
| Young woman, text across chest in tiny font |
it's all about me |
I have breasts. |
| Ditto |
Hand-Picked For You |
I have breasts, which have been fondled previously. |
| Young man, text in block font visible from Virginia |
Take Me For A Ride |
I enjoy sexual intercourse. |
| Young man, green shirt with shamrock in center |
Flogging Molly |
I enjoy sexual intercourse with girls named Molly, because I am Irish. |
| Young girl, very pink shirt |
Right Now A Princess, Later A Queen |
My parents are unconcerned about my incipient narcissism. |
| Young woman, text in jaunty font |
Mean Streets, Brooklyn, NY |
I have visited the mean streets and come back alive, making me someone with whom you should not mess. |
| Me |
BSE Task Force, Yakima, WA, 2004 |
I helped kill the mad cow, beeyotches. |
