|Wearer, text characteristics
|Young woman, text across chest in tiny font
||it's all about me
||I have breasts.
||Hand-Picked For You
||I have breasts, which have been fondled previously.
|Young man, text in block font visible from Virginia
||Take Me For A Ride
||I enjoy sexual intercourse.
|Young man, green shirt with shamrock in center
||I enjoy sexual intercourse with girls named Molly, because I am Irish.
|Young girl, very pink shirt
||Right Now A Princess, Later A Queen
||My parents are unconcerned about my incipient narcissism.
|Young woman, text in jaunty font
||Mean Streets, Brooklyn, NY
||I have visited the mean streets and come back alive, making me someone with whom you should not mess.
||BSE Task Force, Yakima, WA, 2004
||I helped kill the mad cow, beeyotches.