Walther Lamm Love Scene

Lamm: Too bad about that close call at McDonald’s. (seeing Katrina almost crying) Katrina, what is wrong?

Katrina: Oh, it’s…you wouldn’t…

Lamm: It’s OK. You can tell me. I’m a sensitive, 90’s kind of guy.

Katrina: (looks up at him) Well, it’s just that…we come so close to death every day…and I don’t want to die alone…oh…(starts crying, Lamm puts his arm around her)

Lamm: I have the solution.

Katrina looks up at him hopefully.

Lamm: Here. Take this.

He pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to her.

Katrina: What’s this?

Lamm: It’s a Tamagotchi. It will beep when it needs you to feed it or clean up its mess.

Katrina: But…Walther…

Lamm: Do you not hear it beeping? This Tamagotchi needs you now, Katrina!!

Lamm walks away. Katrina looks confused, then starts pushing buttons.

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